I’ve really enjoyed my first few weeks back in the field. It has reminded me that humor is one of the best tools we carry with us. There’s something about laughing with (and sometimes at) coworkers that keep us connected. Here’s some of my favorite one liners that you are more than welcome to use with your Brothers and Sisters on the job.

How long are you planning on being new?
Working with you is like working alone…but harder.
I can do more on accident than you do on purpose.
I’ve had more help at self checkout.
They’re not afraid of hard work…they’ll stand next to it all day.
They must have been a c-section…the way they avoid labor.
You swing a hammer like lightning…never hit the same spot twice.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Well it’s not fixed but it sure is different.
What are you, neither handed?


What are some of your most used one liners?